George W. Bush is painting too many puppies

Posted on by Benno Hansen

My brain was going into my feet from reading Salon.com (not The Onion) / George W. Bush’s art teacher says he’ll “go down in the history books as a great artist”.

He has painted “more than 50” puppies!?

However, after posting this breaking news to Facebook, a friend of mine pointed out the cosmos in this chaos. It’s been 23 years in the making…

 
 
Too many puppies are being shot in the dark
Too many puppies are trained not to bark at the sight of blood that must be spilled so that we may maintain our oil fields
Too many puppies, too many puppies